I’m that 19 year old guy with too much confidence, too truthful and a self esteem overload, which tends to be my biggest downfall. But it makes me who I am. You either hate me or love me, but that’s your choice to make.

“Never really all that interested, but I find myself telling her how beautiful she is anyway. ’cause it’s true – all women are, in one way or another. You know, there’s always something about every damn one of you. There’s a smile, a curve, a secret. You ladies really are the most amazing creatures. My life’s work. But then there’s the morning after. The hangover, and the realization that I’m not quite as available as I thought I was the night before. And then she’s gone. And I’m haunted by yet another road not taken.”-Hank Moody
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  • smokingjointswithmileycyrus:

    relationship goal: a relationship

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  • pretzelsnake:

    m0n64 submitted:

    For when you find that specal someone

    an eggagment ring


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  • embarrassmental:


    what if people named their kids when they turn 18 so the kid has a name that fits its personality


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  • lycanthropic:

    Running into closeted homosexuals from high school at the gay club


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  • foxxycleopatra:

    "i can’t figure out this problem"

    teacher: use your head


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